Monday, July 27, 2015
Thursday, July 23, 2015
I'm not 100% convinced this is real but holy shit it's funny. This ballerina/ninja/samurai swordsman shit would never work here in the good ole US of A but I guess it's ok to do in Japan. I don't even know how I would react if I was the pitcher and this asshole came to the plate. Actually I do. Let's just say wannabe Ichiro here would have a new neck tattoo featuring a deep red Rawlings stitches.
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015
Notre Dame Fighting Irish Fans New T Shirt: Beat Texas Shirt ...Bevo It's What's For Dinner #IrishForever
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Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Whenever I feel shitty about baseball I can always fall back and thank the Lord I'm not a Mets fan. They can't even sit down properly without embarrassing themselves. They probably need a Phillies fan to help tie their shoes and a Braves fan to help wipe their ass before leaving the house.
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Monday, July 13, 2015
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Warning: Trespassers in my DM's will be shot and hung out to dry in public. pic.twitter.com/aPUGkmooat— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) July 12, 2015
Until now I've never heard of the name Duke Williams. Apparently Williams is a safety for the Buffalo Bills and enjoys hitting on porn stars on Twitter.
Mia Khalifa (I've done some extensive "research" on her and can confirm she is an active porn actress) apparently does NOT enjoy the attention or advances coming her way from a professional football player. We all know porn stars hate being in the spotlight for sexual advances. What do they think that's part of their job or something?
Hopefully Williams learned his lesson to not be sexist and instead will try to have sex with people who don't get paid for it. Or maybe just focus on cleat chasers who won't blow their cover.
In the meantime here are some photos of Mia since I know Google these days is hard to find...
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 11:41 AM
Monday, July 06, 2015
If Ray Rice has taught us anything it's this: if you are going to punch a female don't be caught on camera. Apparently FSU QB De'Andre Johnson did not get the memo. It takes a special kind of person to just throw a haymaker at a chick in the bar. A "CRIMINOLE" one could say.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (firstname.lastname@example.org) at 1:50 PM
FoxNews with an interesting take on @McIlroyRory "he's a leprechaun,I can't stand him" @Deadspin @bustedcoverage @BSO pic.twitter.com/Yd9EiBM7ki— Scott Love (@ScottLLove) July 6, 2015
Good lord lady. Will you calm the fuck down? You can't stand Rory McIlroy because you think he is a Leprechaun?
I know what's going on here. She's clearly all pissed off because Rory left one of those snack size Lucky Charms on her night stand. I've seen it a million times. Still doesn't make him a leprechaun. They only exist in Mobile, AL.
Posted by Matt Fairchild (email@example.com) at 1:34 PM
Thursday, July 02, 2015
First time I've seen this in the recruiting announcement game. 4 star offensive guard Parker Boudreaux decided to skip the hat game and instead decided to pull a 16,000 pound bus because you know that is what meathead football players do these days.
This Parker "kid" looks like Brock Lesnar and Ivan Drago's long lost love child. With his commitment to Notre Dame it now gives the Fighting Irish the best offensive line trio in the country. Boudreaux along with Liam Eichenberg and Tommy Kraemer could be the backbone for a powerful running game.
Offensive line coach Harry Hiestand continues to develop top notch linemen (see Zach Martin and future 1st round lock Ronnie Stanley) and with Boudreaux on the inside along with Eichenberg and Kraemer on the outside I don't see Notre Dame having much problems creating a push for years to come.
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